An American, a Mexican
and an Italian robbed a bank. As it turned out, they got a lot
of cash in Dollars, Pesos and Liras.
When they returned
back to their hide-out, the American distributed the money in
three even shares. He counted each portion aloud:
for me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ...
1000 Dollars for
me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ...
1000 Dollars for
me, 1000 Pesos for you, 1000 liras for you ..."
The Mexican said to the Italian, "Well I can't stand these
Yankees, but I have to admit they are honest.
A man walked into
a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note
demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding
a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her
When she had forked
over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked
out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when
he's had enough.
The city of Whittier,
California was founded many years ago, mainly by Quakers. There
is a prominent sign composed of large, brass letters on one
of the financial institutions in that community identifying
it as the Quaker City Bank. The last letter of the first word
fell off during an earthquake yesterday, making the sign read
"Quake City Bank."
At a country-club
party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately
he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The
girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his
fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes
he seriously proposed marriage.
she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be
so sure? We know nothing about each other."
the young man declared. "For the past 5 years I've been
working in the bank where your father has his account."
A young banker decided
to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest
tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he
went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked
stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening
himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands
in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were
no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't
you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered,
"Yes, I did."
To this the tailor
said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his