One evening a little
girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper.
The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?"
Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued
"That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
What did the father
ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
How many ears did
Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
My Dad thinks he
wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells
him which pair to put on!
Do fathers always
No - only when they are asleep!
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck!
One student fell
into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.
Didn't realize how
long he had neglected writing home until he received the following
"Dear Son, Your
mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much
younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad."
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family
troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is
going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately
heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're
back there to get a change of scenery after all those months
of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,"
says the beaming boy to his father.
comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back
of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me
all these years."
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
"My dad is an
engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
said the Navy brat.
"My dad has
Then the naval kid
spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"
"It's my dad
who's killed it!"