Make race car
noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and
offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to
painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just
first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
Sell Girl Scout
On a long ride,
sway side to side at the natural frequency of
Crack open your
briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags
to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
When at your
floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act
embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to
another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol
getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral.
grinning, at another passenger for a while, and
then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan
from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Bet the other
passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and
passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had
a little lamb" while continually pushing
away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a
cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
Stare at a
passenger and announce "You're one of THEM!" and
move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then
say "Mmmm... tasty!"
Leave a box
between the doors.
passenger getting on if you can push the button
Wear a puppet
on your hand and talk to other passengers
elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that
Say "Ding!" at
the button panel.
Say "I wonder
what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the
elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little
square on the floor with chalk and inform the
other passengers that this is your "personal
Bring a chair
Take a bite of
a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
wha in muh mouf?"
Pull your gum
out of your mouth in long strings.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
noises when anyone presses a button.
Specs" and leer suggestively at other
Stare at your
thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad