Hold mouse up to
ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear
you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"
Play Pac Man and
state to person next to you, "These new games
'spinning mouse mat on index finger' globe
monitor's contrast and brightness on full. With
wide open eyes yell "It's going to implode!"
cashier you wish to redeem your free 1000 hours
and hand him a bag full of collected AOL promo
Typing hard and
loudly looking behind you yell, "STOP MAKING ME
TYPE THIS - IT WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE!"
Sit at the web
terminal... without a chair.
leather executive chair into Internet cafe and
up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit
down, turn to the person next to you handing
them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied
right away, the president wants them by end of
Direct the web
cam to your exposed erect cock.
around the room for people in chat rooms, log
into the same chat room and after a brief and
somewhat disturbing conversation state "Your
blue jeans go well with your white shirt."
speakers to play collection of Sesame Street
Dress up in
ragged and worn clothes. Walk into an Internet
cafe that uses Windows with squeegee and bucket,
begin to squeegee monitors for spare change.
Draw two red
lines on either end of the floor with a marker,
recruit other interested racers and rev up your
Turn off the
lights and have a Star Wars light sabre moment
with your optical mouse. (Darth Vader sounds are
encouraged for extra fun).
Show up in hand
cuffs and gagged mouth. Use foot to navigate
mouse and visit 'escaped fugitives guide' web
Put 1.44 disk
in drive and have person next to you do the
same. Place bets and EJECT - furthest disk is
In the middle
of writing an email, turn monitor off and sigh "Ahhh
not again!!!", turn monitor back on and utter
"Oh thank god!". Repeat until you see concerned
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