A little girl goes
to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to
the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut....she is eating
cake... the barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart,
you're gonna get
hair on your twinkie."
"I know, "she
replies. "I'm gonna get boobies, too."
Snow White and the
Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across
a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take
a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is
taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because
they want to take a bath too.
Snow White relents
and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash,
you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is
about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled
by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment
the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White
Now, given that this
incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?
That's easy.... Seven-Up!
IT'S BEEN A FAST
1970: Long Hair
2000: Longing for hair
1970: The perfect
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.
1970: Moving to California
because it's cool.
2000: Moving to California because it's warm.
1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.
1970: Douglas Street
2000: Dental bridge.
1970: Watching John
Glenn's historic flight with your
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your
1970: Trying to look
like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
1970: Seeds and stems.
1970: Popping pills,
2000: Popping joints.
1970: Our president's
struggle with Fidel.
2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
1970: Being caught
with Hustler magazine.
2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
1970: Killer weed.
2000: Weed killer.
1970: Hoping for
2000: Hoping for a BM.
1970: The Grateful
2000: Dr. Kevorkian.
1970: Getting out
to a new, hip joint.
2000: Getting a new hip joint.
1970: Rolling Stones.
2000: Kidney stones.
1970: Being called
into the principal's office.
2000: Calling the principal's office.
1970: Screw the system!
2000: Upgrade the system.
1970: Peace sign.
2000: Mercedes logo.
1970: Parents begging
you to get your hair cut.
2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
1970: Take acid.
2000: Take antacid.
1970: Passing the
2000: Passing the vision test.
A man comes home
from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a
relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both
go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready
to slumber but wants some fun. The man called over to his wife,
"My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets
out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she
trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband didn't
find it funny but with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh,
did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey- wosey?"
The woman gets up
and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards
the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once
again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor
and says, "Clumsy idiot."