Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the
medicine cabinet? A.
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!
Q. Why did Goofy put a clock
under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work
over-time!
Q. Why did Tommy throw the
clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see
time fly!
Q. How does a moulded
fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. When do you stop at green
and go at red?
A. When you're eating a
watermelon!
Q. How did the farmer mend his
pants?
A. With cabbage patches!
Q. Why don't they serve
chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break
out!
Q. What do you call artificial
spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
Q. What happens to a hamburger
that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup
time!
Q. Why did the man at the
orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He couldn't concentrate!
Q. How do you repair a broken
tomato?
A. Tomato Paste!
Q. Why did the baby strawberry
cry?
A. Because his parents were in
a jam!
Q. What did the hamburger name
his daughter?
A. Patty!
Q. What kind of egg did the bad
chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!
Q. What kind of key opens the
door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!
Q. What kind of cake do you get
at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!
Q. Why did the cookie go to the
hospital?
A. He felt crummy!
Q. When does a cart come before
a horse?
A. In the dictionary!
Q. Why were the teacher's eyes
crossed?
A. She couldn't control her
pupils!
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