A plumber attended
to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute
job the plumber demanded $150.
exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."
The plumber replied,
"I agree, you are right. I too, didn't either, when I was
a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"
A good flush beats
a full house every time!
I bet you have never
seen a plumber bite his nails.
A doctor has some
trouble with the kitchen sink, on a public holiday. He calls
the local plumber, only to be told that it's his day off.
"But I get called
out on my days off, too!" says the doctor, somewhat exasperated."
So, the plumber relents.
The plumber arrives,
and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something
about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks
out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn't clear up in 24
hours, call me tomorrow."
A plumber was called
to woman's apartment in New York City to repair a leaking pipe.
When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was
quite a luscious, well-stacked dish.
During the course
of the afternoon, the two became extremely friendly. About 6:30
p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my
husband," she said, putting down the phone. "He's
on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8 p.m..
Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber
looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time?"