An elderly couple
had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to
take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things
A few days after
the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor
about how much the class helped him.
"What was the
name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower,
you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly
thorns, what's that flower's name?"
asked the neighbor.
it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house
and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor
we took the memory class from?"
Three old guys are
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
A man was telling
his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is
Morris, an 82 year-old
man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A
few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a
hot mamma and
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got
a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
A little old man
shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his
breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
" No," he replied, "arthritis."