Investment tips for 2006
Get in on the ground
floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations
1.) Hale Business
Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co.
will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records,
Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly
3.) 3M will merge
with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing,
Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
5. FedEx is expected
to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics
and Honeywell Computers will become:
7. Grey Poupon and
Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm
and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!
9. Victoria's Secret
and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: Titty Titty Bang Bang