A man walks into a
doctors office one day, completely naked, and covered in
saran wrap. He goes to the doctor, and the doctor does
some tests, and hours later, he tells the man, "Well, I
can clearly see your nuts."
There was an
apartment building with three floors on the first floor
there was a gay guy eating dozens of pickles on the
second floor there was a guy painting his walls green
and on the third floor there was two guys naked have a
sword fight one day while the two naked guys were having
a sword fight naked, one guy accidentally chopped the
other guys penis off which fell to the second floor in
the green paint which rolled onto the first floor and
into the gay guys pickles jar the gay guy picked it out
and took a bite and said that's the best pickle I ever
A man walks into a
bar after a hellish day of work not noticing it was a
gay bar. So when he walks over to order his drink, a gay
meets him and said" Have you ever played bar football?"
The man never heard such a thing and wanted to know how
to play. The gay replied," Its very easy. All you have
to do is down a pitcher of beer and fart right after.
Downing the beer is a touchdown and the fart is the
field goal." The man was thinking it through and thought
that something might go right for a change. So the gay
started the game by downing the beer and farting. He
then said," Now that is seven points. Now you try." The
man down the beer and when he lend over to fart, right
then the gay put his finger up the man's ass and
stated," Now that is how you block a field goal!"
Once a person was
eating a banana. But a guy went up to him and asked,
"Where is Stanley Street? I want to know this because my
name is Stanley Cup." So the person guided him to GM
Place and said,"Bye!"
An Irishman is
really, really drunk, so the bar keeper walks up to him
"Right, you've had enough, go home..."
So the irishman gets up off his stool and falls flat on
his face, so he says:
"Ok, ai'll crawl outside instead, to sober up a bit
He gets outside, and falls flat on his face, so instead
he crawls the four streets to his home. when he gets
home he opens the door, standing, and yet again falls
flat on his face. so he crawls upstairs into his room,
stands up and falls flat on his bed and falls fast
asleep straight away.
The following morning his wife wakes him up and says,
'You've been drinking again haven't you?'
The Irishman replies, 'What makes you say that?'
His wife replies, 'Well the pub just called, you've left
your wheelchair there again!'