Reasons why Women
find it hard to find the Man of their Dreams:
1.The nice men are
2.The handsome men
are not nice.
3.The handsome and
nice men are gay.
4.The handsome, nice
and heterosexual men are married.
5.The men who are
not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money
6.The men who are
not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only
after their money.
7. The handsome men
without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men,
who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we
are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think
we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have
money, are cowards.
10. The men who are
somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank
God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never
make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when
we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO CAN REALLY
"Men are like
a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job,
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with."