Q. What's the difference
between Bill and Monica.
A. One can come clean and the other one can't clean cum.
Q. What's Monica's favorite
instrument?
A. She's good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
Q. How will everyone remember Bill
Clinton in history?
A. The President after Bush
Q. What's the new game there
playing in the White House?
A. Swallow the Leader
Q. Have you heard about Michael
Jackson's new book?
A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"
Q. What did the man on the beach
say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to
Woody Allen?
A. Got two fives for a ten?
Q. How do Helen Keller's parents
punish her?
A. By putting a plunger in the toilet.
Q. What is the name of Helen
Keller's dog?
A. Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
Q. What is forty feet long and has
eight teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q. What did Chelsea say when
Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A. "Not according to Dad."
Q. What's the difference between
Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
A. Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
Q. What's the difference between
Hillary and Bill?
A. Hillary doesn't get caught.
Q. What's the difference between
Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A. The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no
balls?
A. The Spice Girls!
Q. What are the two worst things
about Bill Clinton?
A. His face.
Q. What is the difference between
Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A. One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.
Q. How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton meet?
A. They were dating the same girl in high school.
Q. Bill and Hillary and Al and
Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets
saved?
A. The United States of America!
Q. What does Hillary do after she
shaves her pussy every morning?
A. Sends him to work!
Q. Why did all the faggots vote
for Clinton?
A. Because faggots like assholes better than Bush.
Q. Why doesn't Bill like old
houses?
A. He's afraid of the draft.
Q. When will there be a woman in
the White House?
A. When Hillary leaves town.
Q. What does JFK Jr.
miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.
Q. What was JFK Jr.
drinking at the time of the crash?
A. Ocean Spray.
Q. How did JFK Jr.
learn how to fly?
A. He took a crash course.
Q. What will it take
to bring the Kennedy family back together?
A. One more mishap!
Q. Hear about Kennedy
Airlines?
A. Their motto is "Your luggage will arrive before you
do!"
Q. What has four legs
and no ears?
A. Mike Tyson's dog.
Q. Why does Hillary
always get on top?
A. Bill can only screw up.
Q. Did you hear about
the latest JFK Jr. movie?
A. Its called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Q. Why didn't JFK Jr.
and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?
A. They figured they would wash up on shore!
Q. What do you get
when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
A. A thank you from Santa!
Q. What does Woody
Allen call an unborn baby?
A. A blind date.
Q. Did you see Dolly
Parton’s new shoes?
A. Neither did she.
Q. What's brown and
half eaten?
A. The Queen Mothers Easter egg.
Q. What's the difference between
Michael and Connie Chung?
A. Michael's been able to have kids.
Q. What famous celebrity had the
most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson
arrange for private shopping?
A. So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q. What's the first problem the
Michael's child will have in life?
A. Figuring out which parent is his mother.
Q. What makes Michael
Jackson so unique?
A. It's the little boy inside him.
Q. How did Michael
get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.
Q. Why does Michael
Jackson scream?
A. Because it hurts.
Q. What's the difference between
Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A. Neil walked the moon, Michael Jackson... fucked
little boys.
Q. Did you hear about Michael
Jackson's new band?
A. It's called the Jackson Five and Under.
Q. What did Saddam say when he
came out of his hole?
A. Did I beat David Blaine?
Q. What did the woman tell Michael
Jackson at the beach?
A. Get out of my son!
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like
twenty six year olds?
A. Cause there's twenty of them.
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